[MISPRINT] God is a Dominatrix Shirt [S/M]

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God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France

The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.

Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib

Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods

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*** Size: S/M ***
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SHIRT NUMBER ***
*** FINAL SALE ***

God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France

The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.

Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib

Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods