do you like it sloppy?
do you like it sloppy?
sale! sale! sale!
there’s no shame in being a little sloppy. and for your bravery and shamelessness please accept my offerings.
MISPRINTS. SEE PICS FOR DETAILS. FINAL SALE.
![[MISPRINT] God is a Dominatrix Shirt [L/XL]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a03978083c706497a1a99b5/e0732540-2230-4ba4-83be-3b26f83a6c1e/1.png)
*** Size: L/XL ***
*** VARIOUS MISPRINTS | SELECT CORRESPONDING
SHIRT NUMBER ***
*** FINAL SALE ***
God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France
The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.
Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
![[MISPRINT] I LOVE TRAUMATIZED WHITE BOYS](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a03978083c706497a1a99b5/0be333d7-33f0-499c-8c2e-5de4bf55d334/I+LOVE+TRAUMA+WHITE+BOYS+01.jpg)
*** SIZE: S/M ***
*** SMALL HOLE IN THE BACK ***
*** FINAL SALE ***
a baby tee tribute to the original traumatized white boy.
ok, maybe jesus wasn’t actually white. but he sure was traumatized.
i love traumatized white boys.
White baby tee made from 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
![[MISPRINT] A RELIGION WITHOUT A GODDESS](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a03978083c706497a1a99b5/7c475cc9-db0a-486a-985d-977168cd783c/WITHOUT+A+GODDESS+01A.jpg)
*** SIZE: S/M ***
*** UNEVEN PRINT /
COLOR INCONSISTENCIES ***
*** FINAL SALE ***
“A religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism.” - High Priestess, Dion Fortune
But thankfully, the Feminine Godhead is so back.
Back design features names of the Goddess throughout history. Culimating with our favorite Goddess, Babalon.
Baby tee made from 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
![[MISPRINT] God is a Dominatrix Shirt [S/M]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a03978083c706497a1a99b5/48280acd-c622-4d6b-95a0-c3cfc39c7395/6.png)
*** Size: S/M ***
*** VARIOUS MISPRINTS | SELECT CORRESPONDING
SHIRT NUMBER ***
*** FINAL SALE ***
God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France
The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.
Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods