what the hell is this?
who the fuck are you?
Hi! I’m Jules. aka Professor Bimbo. I’m an independant author, researcher, and artist. I’ve been studying and practicing sex magic, the esoteric, and the erotic for over a decade. I’m also a scorpio rising sooo.
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how do i reach you?
If it’s really important you can email info@houseofbabalon.org. If it’s not really important dm me @organicbimbogospelcult
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what’s up with the t-shirts?
These are all my designs and i screenprint by hand from my little house/studio in Hill Country, TX. Because each item is printed individually rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped, subtle natural variations in ink density and texture can occur. Every shirt is as special as you are.
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will you add more sizes for the shirts?
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Yes, if you email about wanting a different size. Supply and demand, baby.
How should I wash and care for my shirt?
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To protect the print and prolong the life of your sexy lil baby tee:
Wash: Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or line-dry for best results.
Ironing: Do not iron directly over the screenprinted artwork.
If I have back stock I ship day of or next day. If I don’t, it’ll be 7-10 days for me to print your new shirt and send. If you order and you get impatient, you can email or dm me.
How long will it take for my order to ship?
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where do you ship?
I’m currently only shipping within the us. But I’m working on making international shipping an option.
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What is your return and exchange policy?
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Because these are handmade and limited run, all sales are final. Check your measurements for fit. Email me with size questions.
What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?
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If you receive a damaged item, or the wrong size/style by mistake, please email within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos of the issue. I’ll make it right for you!
why were you in my dream last night?
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I love astral travel, what can i say!
how can i tell my own face from the face of god?
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you can’t
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legitmate business enquiry?
Please email info@houseofbabalon.org and remember despite my silly exterior, i am a consummate professional. And I have a Capricorn Mars.
i am a tall, wealthy, intelligent, and well-endowed white man (reparations coded) with an old hollywood classic kind of good looks and charm, how can i take you on a date to the south of france?
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Please Email me with the subject line: Urgent