The revolution will not be televised but if you scour the internet I’m sure you could find at least one of my sex tapes.
The return of eroticism is brought to you a childlike sense of curiousity. Let your imagination run wild.
Baby tee made from 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
The Beauty of the Hand-Made Process: Every garment is individually screenprinted by hand, rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped by an ai bullsh!t cuck. This manual process means you might notice slight variations in ink opacity, minor alignment details, or character lines. Just like our traumas, these aren't defects (!!!) they are the intentional, authentic signatures of a hand-crafted piece.
ALL SHIRTS ARE MADE TO ORDER | PLEASE ALLOW 7-10 DAYS FOR PRINTING AND SHIPPING
God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France
The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.
Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
The Beauty of the Hand-Made Process: Every garment is individually screenprinted by hand, rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped by an ai bullsh!t cuck. This manual process means you might notice slight variations in ink opacity, minor alignment details, or character lines. Just like our traumas, these aren't defects (!!!) they are the intentional, authentic signatures of a hand-crafted piece.
ALL SHIRTS ARE MADE TO ORDER | PLEASE ALLOW 7-10 DAYS FOR PRINTING AND SHIPPING
“A religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism.” - High Priestess, Dion Fortune
But thankfully, the Feminine Godhead is so back.
Back design features names of the Goddess throughout history. Culimating with our favorite Goddess, Babalon.
Baby tee made from 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
The Beauty of the Hand-Made Process: Every garment is individually screenprinted by hand, rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped by an ai bullsh!t cuck. This manual process means you might notice slight variations in ink opacity, minor alignment details, or character lines. Just like our traumas, these aren't defects (!!!) they are the intentional, authentic signatures of a hand-crafted piece.
ALL SHIRTS ARE MADE TO ORDER | PLEASE ALLOW 7-10 DAYS FOR PRINTING AND SHIPPING
ALL SHIRTS ARE MADE TO ORDER | PLEASE ALLOW 3-5 DAYS FOR PRINTING AND SHIPPING
a baby tee tribute to the original traumatized white boy.
ok, maybe jesus wasn’t actually white. but he sure was traumatized.
i love traumatized white boys.
White baby tee made from 100% cotton baby rib
Made in Los Angeles | Handprinted in the Woods
The Beauty of the Hand-Made Process: Every garment is individually screenprinted by hand, rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped by an ai bullsh!t cuck. This manual process means you might notice slight variations in ink opacity, minor alignment details, or character lines. Just like our traumas, these aren't defects (!!!) they are the intentional, authentic signatures of a hand-crafted piece.