PREORDERS WILL SHIP BEGINNING OF OCTOBER (ily <3)
God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France
The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.
Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib
The Beauty of the Hand-Made Process: Every garment is individually screenprinted by hand, rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped by an ai bullsh!t cuck. This manual process means you might notice slight variations in ink opacity, minor alignment details, or character lines. Just like our traumas, these aren't defects (!!!) they are the intentional, authentic signatures of a hand-crafted piece.
PREORDERS WILL SHIP BEGINNING OF OCTOBER (ily <3)
God is a dominatrix with a worship kink. Genuflect and say: pretty please, mommy, pretty please will you send me $1 million dollars and a trip to the south of France
The true insanity of Western culture is the fact that for thousands of years people have been giving he/him pronouns to God. Like??? Only a woman would demand worship despite her behavior spanning the extremes of ever-loving kindness and bitchy jealous cruelty. You can’t blame her for the floods, she was in her luteal phase. And like, you think a man(?!) created the magnificient colors of a sunset? Give me a freaking break.
Back print features the Organic Bimbo Gospel Cult logo
Design by me (Professor Bimbo) | Art by Lilith Schwarz
Cream Baby Tee in 100% cotton baby rib
The Beauty of the Hand-Made Process: Every garment is individually screenprinted by hand, rather than mass-produced and drop-shipped by an ai bullsh!t cuck. This manual process means you might notice slight variations in ink opacity, minor alignment details, or character lines. Just like our traumas, these aren't defects (!!!) they are the intentional, authentic signatures of a hand-crafted piece.
