bad advice & erotic maps

What’s your freaking problem? What do you even want? Are you sure about that? Need some help getting there?

I offer you Bad Advice & Erotic Maps from Professor Bimbo.

We’ll play with everything here—astrology, the gene keys, philosophy, identity, erotic frameworks, tarot— we’ll check for blindspots, find the crux of the desire, the motivation behind the impulse. Use it all to turn the shit into gold.

I’m gonna tell you straight: I’m not a therapist, and I’m not a snake oil saleswoman. I’m not gonna feed you some woo-woo crap to pet your ego or spiritual platitudes to boost my ego. I’m not going give you any promises or guarantees.

But I will share with you my personal secret recipe for finding ease and joy within the chaos and grief of life, and help you find your own secret recipe, too. together, we’ll draw your erotic map and find the x that marks the spot.

Available as a 1-on-1 video session or written analysis.